2. Super Awesome Rambo Movie Great! - First Blood
No. Just no. There's no way that anybody who went to see
First Blood came out of the theatre feeling satisfied, even if they thought the movie was good. This Japanese poster simply promises movie-goers too much: a freeway motorcycle chase, an exploding lorry, and a part where Rambo is literally pursued by, like, a hundred cop cars all at once. In Japan. Now, I'm a big fan of
First Blood, but I'd trade it for this movie in an instant. You'd be insane not to - if look closely enough, you can even see that some of the cop cars are flying.
Flying.