1. Perform Distinctive - Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
You know what my favourite scene in
Star Wars: Episode I -
The Phantom Menance was? The one where Arnold Schwarzenegger turns up looking exactly like he did in
Predator, covers himself in mud and punches Jar Jar in the face. Everybody said George Lucas was crazy when he implemented that now iconic scene, but I think we can all agree that it was totally worth it, if only to see Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor's faces when he turned up out of the blue and started firing his massive gun at everyone and spouting catchphrases. Okay, so this isn't an official poster
per se, but it's legitimately something you might see if you ever happen to wander into a bootleg DVD stall somewhere in Asia. Obviously
Star Wars didn't seem exciting enough without Arnie, so they made sure to just pretend that he was in the movie, because that's the way to get people of Asian descent into a movie about boring lightsabers and pod-racing. Ew. Oh, and don't forget to embrace the awesome mantra that has been included here: "Science Fiction Perform Distinctive." How very, very profound.
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