10 James Bond Villains With The Most Sinister Plans
1. Hugo Drax - He's Not The Messiah, He's A Very Naughty Boy! (Moonraker)
Ah yes, the old Let's-Start-Over-by-Wiping-Out-Humanity-Save-for-a-Select-Few-of-Perfect-Physical-Specimens playbook. But unlike the Third Reich's Aryan dream, at least there's some diversity in Hugo Drax's version of a master race, so positive points for him there.
Like Bond being lured to the pyramid by a gorgeous gal, you'll be seduced by Drax's devilish plan combining a space station (there's definitely scope for City of Alpha-type expansion there), cool laser guns, and plenty of procreation (Drax wouldn't use vulgar terms such as sexy time).
Only Drax with his calm authority - and many billions to get this project off the ground - could persuade and reassure us that mass exterminating the human race with fifty globes of deadly nerve gas, and thereafter repopulate the Earth via our sui generis offspring is totally the right thing to do.
Drax's zen-like mindset manifests itself with an appropriate heavenly melody to get you in the mood for an ethereal smooch with your impossibly perfect partner as you both journey to the space station. Bliss.
It's a shame that a pesky British Secret Service agent keeps turning up like an unloved season (he's rather good at foiling evil geniuses apparently). Someone get that steel-toothed giant to expel him!
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