10 Kids Movie Titles That Sound Like Porno Flicks

8. Over The Hedge

Over The HedgePlot: A scheming raccoon fools a mismatched family of forest creatures into helping him repay a debt of food, by invading the new suburban sprawl that popped up while they were hibernating... and learns a lesson about family himself. Porno Plot: What's with these animal movies and their titles? If this were the title to an "adult" feature, it would have to be 70s... or European. The focus being on the female's "hedge" and what lies beyond. It could actually be the sequel to The Nut Job. Instead of being about a male, now it's about a female and her magical...you get the picture. Again, I find myself surprised that a 70s producer with gold chains and a future pedophile moustache did not already have a title like Over the Hedge. It seems so obvious.
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