7. Toys In The Attic
Plot: A teddy bear, a mechanical mouse, and a marionette join forces to save their kidnapped friend, Buttercup the doll, from the denizens of the Land of Evil.
Porno Plot: This is a kids movie you've probably never heard of. It had a big voice cast including everyone from Forest Whitaker to Joan Cusack. Toys in the Attic could easily be the title to a porno film. Instead of the toys being those that kids would play with, they would be toys Mommy and Daddy happen to use privately in their room together. The plot could follow an older married couple doing a little spring cleaning when they discover an box of goodies that rekindles their passion for one another. That could actually probably be the plot of a real film...