10 Lamest Ever Pre-MCU Superheroes And Villains

6. Kronos (Michael Colby) - Supersonic Man

By uttering the phrase €œMay the great force of the galaxy be with me€ into his wristwatch, mild-mannered reporter Paul (Michael Colby) transforms into Kronos aka Supersonic Man, a bulkier actor who wears red tights, a blue cape and a sequined mask. That€™s right €“ he€™s Spain€™s knock-off version of Superman. Supersonic€™s powers include the ability to see through walls, lift bulldozers (once they€™ve turned into wooden props) and turn handguns into bananas, though he spends most of the film being dangled in front of rear-projected aerial footage while chintzy music plays. Will you believe a man can fly? No, but there€™s laughs to be had. He€™s on Earth to stop Dr Gulik (Cameron Mitchell), an evil genius living in a toy model volcano accessible only by wire-supported helicopters, who wants to kidnap a €œfamous€ scientist and develop a world-conquering weapon. Nothing comes of it because Gulik spends the whole movie puttering around the sets quoting Shakespeare and comparing himself to Julius Caesar until Sonic turns up and puts the kibosh on the enterprise with suspicious ease. Then the credits roll.
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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'