10 Major Movie Spoilers Of 2014 We Already Know About

4. Robocop Will Be An Al Qaeda-Whupping Transformer

robocop-mass-effect When we first saw the armour reveal of the brand new Robocop movie, it's safe to say we weren't at all amused. It looked way too much like a Hitfix's Drew McWeeny revealed that he had had eyes on the script on Twitter, and revealed some choice details. And by choice, we mean awful-sounding, given what those revelations included. Not only will the movie openly ridicule the 19802 iconic design of the Robocop suit - basically taking an unnecessary swipe at their own heritage - it seems the android-assisted law-enforcement officer will also come equipped with some new powers. Here's a choice selection of McWeeny's revelations - some of which will hopefully not make it into the film. Because, damnit, they're ridiculius...
I€™ll share this one detail. In the film, when Murphy is turned into Robocop 1.0, it€™s described €œa high-tech version of the €™80s suit.€ Then they show a focus group scene where criminals laugh at the design. €œHe looks like a toy from the €™80s!€ Hold onto your sides for more hilarious €œRobocop€ details. They outsource his construction to China. #seriously Ahhh€ now they just dropped Robocop 3.0 onto an Al Qaeda training camp to see what he does. €œHe should be programmed to incapacitate in all scenarios.€
Oh, god€ oh dear god€ Robocop is a Transformer. He goes from €œsocial mode€ to €œcombat mode€ and back. Full transformation..
So there we go - a transformer who will be dropped into an Al Qaeda training camp to test his powers. I won't buy that for a dollar.
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