10 Manliest Movies of 2012

2. The Expendables 2

http://youtu.be/TgEqVYcryWc Was there any doubt that this testosterone tsunami wouldn't be on this list? Not only does it outshine its predecessor by leaps and bounds, but it offers one of the single greatest performances of the entire year. Jean Claude Van Damme. Think I'm joking? Watch him roundhouse kick a knife into a guy's heart after describing how the goat is the pet of Satan and tell me the Oscars aren't a sham. I sincerely hope I get the chance to tell someone, "Doo not cha-llenge meh," like Van Damme does in this movie. Oh, did I mention that the Terminator, John McClane, Chev Chelios, John Rambo, President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho and CHUCK NORRIS are in this movie? This movie will make you grow a beard even if you haven't reached puberty yet. In fact, this movie could very well kickstart a young man's hormones if watched enough times. Someone needs to get that experiment funded ASAP. Now, what could possibly beat the dream team of The Expendables? Well, reload your Lawgiver and let's take a trip to Mega-City One...