10 Most Absurd Forgotten Moments In Star Wars History

5. Chewie's Dad Watches Space Porn - Star Wars Holiday Special

Star Wars Holiday Special Diahann Carroll
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You read that right.

Somehow the visual of the late Carrie Fisher singing a strange 'Life Day' song and galaxy far, far away TV chef Gormaanda showing a Wookiee how to prepare Bantha rump aren't the most absurd things to go down in the consistently barmy Star Wars Holiday Special.

That unwanted accolade goes to Chewbacca's father Attichitcuk's deeply uncomfortable moment with the late Diahann Carroll via VR headset.

On the back of being given his Mind Evaporator gift, which can only be described as "wow!", by creepy Trader Saun Dann, the wookiee proceeds to lick his lips at the sight of Carroll's Mermeia telling him the pair were about to "have a good time."

Things only get weirder and more disturbing from there on out, of course, with 'Itchy' opting to rewind the Mermeia words he seems to particularly enjoy and Caroll then unleashing a never-ending song for his "pleasure."

"Wow!" is certainly one way to describe 'Itchy's Life Day gift. "Surreal Space Porn" is merely another.

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