10 Most Disappointing Horror Movies Of 2015 - Ranked
6. The Asylum
Marcus Nispel doesnt make trash, exactly, but as the director of the Texas Chainsaw, Friday The 13th and Conan reboots, hes a dab hand at remaking it. The Asylum, then, was his first stab at original material, and whatever your opinions of Nispels previous efforts, even his harshest critics concede that he has a good eye. Given a decent story, he could deliver a killer movie. Alas, The Asylum turns out to be as original as its title, a load of tosh about drug-fueled teenagers in (you guessed it) an abandoned asylum who decide to experiment with the occult. This of course leads to one of them becoming possessed, and you can probably guess the rest. This is one of those films where its difficult to say which parts were meant to be funny, and which parts are just stupid-funny. Theres some odd talk about possessed souls who murder those who abuse drugs and blackmail girls for sex and Nispel seems to have his tongue in his cheek on occasion, but mostly he gets on the business of delivering generic shocks.
Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'