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It’s almost boring to go over Charlie Sheen’s serious drug and/or mental health issues these days, and reciting the laundry list of problems the man has would a) take all day and b) be almost entirely redundant: you know Charlie. He acts out in public, assaults the women who’ve been unfortunate enough to have gotten married to him, and mostly spends his time hanging out with prostitutes and porn starlets.

He had a moment in the sun in 2011 when he was a raging quote machine, completely on point and ludicrously entertaining. He’d just been kicked off his sitcom Two And A Half Men for…. well, being Charlie Sheen, and had nothing to lose, dropping matchless interviews like bombs on civilians in a US regime change. It was wonderful, scary and strange. For a little while, it seemed like he was successfully surfing whatever chemical wave was bringing him in to shore.

It couldn’t last, of course. Since then, it’s been back to normal for Charlie: rumoured drug use, bad press and worse attitudes due to his lifestyle choices. Rumours that, like the protagonist of Kafka’s Metamorphosis, Sheen has transformed into a giant cockroach and cannot be destroyed by conventional weaponry are wholly invented for the purposes of this article, but still entirely possible.