7. Mark Wahlberg
The perennially surprised Marky-Mark makes the list for being an actor with one facial expression and one mode of behaviour that goes up and down like a dial hes either mildly pissed off (most non-action movies) or roided out and raging (The DePAHted). But I dont hate Wahlberg unreservedly, hes actually done some very good movies from fantastic dramas like Boogie Nights, Three Kings and The Fighter, to genuinely funny comedies like The Other Guys and Ted. I acknowledge that the guy can act a bit but then he makes other movies like Planet of the Apes, The Italian Job, Max Payne, Pain & Gain, not to mention the forthcoming Transformers sequel where he plays a character called Flynn Vincent. Ugh. Combine that with his laughable rap career and those underwear ads and youve got Marky Mark, the sometimes ok actor whose nostrils flare quite a bit too much. If you want to see what I mean about Wahlbergs questionable acting talent, check out the scene from 2008s The Happening when hes trying to convince the crazy old lady whose house hes staying in that hes not going to kill her in his sleep. Its a hilarious master-class in how not to act.