9. Blofeld Wastes His Millions Trying To Make Millions - Diamonds Are Forever
The Plan: Use a massive stockpile of diamonds to create a super accurate laser, which can hold the world to ransom. Blofeld's at it again with another cockamamie scheme to hold the world to hostage and this time he's even cloned himself and his cat to add to the confusion. In his never-ending quest to keep as high a profile as possible, Blofeld also dresses in drag and hires two athletic women called Bambi and Thumper to over-exercise Bond to death but when that fails a further two completely incompetent and incredibly camp henchmen to finish the job. Their task: kill James Bond. Their weapon of choice: an exploding cake. Yes, really. But what really takes the cake is the fact that despite Blofeld's success in running Las Vegas, creating a diamond empire, pioneering human and pet cloning and revolutionising laser technology, he trades in all that potential monetary success for... a failed money-making scheme.
Dave Lancaster
Despite a fear of using plastic cutlery and drinking overly milky brews, Dave is open to indulging in most other things at least once especially when it comes to movies and music.
10 of his favourite films are: Masaki Kobayashi's Hara-Kiri, Ingmar Bergman's Persona, Martin Brest's Midnight Run, Lawrence Kasdan's The Big Chill, Vittorio De Sica's Bicycle Thieves, Peter Medak's The Ruling Class, H.G. Clouzot's Les Diaboliques, Hector Babenco's Kiss of the Spider Woman, Fritz Lang's The Testament of Dr. Mabuse and Sidney Lumet's Network.
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