9. Buddy Love / Grandma - Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps
This is a definite ten out of ten on the vom-inducing scale, so if you've got a weak stomach, look away now. Grandma Jensen sheds her mothball-smelling attire completely and attempts to seduce Buddy Love, also played by Murphy, by sticking her sickening tongue in his mouth (yes, let's just confirm that the character was at one point her own GRANDSON). From the smearing of lipstick across her old lady lips, to her massive tongue invading Buddy Love's mouth, this whole scene is a little too lewd to be viewed without the tripping of your own gag reflex. The string of spit, the broken teeth... urrgghh it's not even worth thinking about. The fact that it's Eddie Murphy kissing Eddie Murphy does not give any consolation to how gross this kissing scene is. Nor does it matter that it's from a comedy film: the mouths of these people coming together is NOT funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFvaTVV7yO4
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
