8. John McClane
John McClane is, like Rambo, a one-man army for the most part; he's taken down terrorist cells that have mercilessly commandeered skyscrapers, airports, the Federal Reserve, the U.S. infrastructure and...something in Russia I can't possibly begin to remember. The man kills scores of men with whatever machine gun or harrier jet is nearby, but there's no questioning that his generally go-it-alone approach should have gotten him killed ages ago Even with the occasional bout of back-up he's had in later installments, what are a computer nerd and McClane's son really going to do? Granted, McClane's enemies aren't always the smartest - seriously, who flies a helicopter into a building with like a billion exits? - but the sheer number of enemies he'd made over the globe means that he'd probably end up shot in his sleep eventually. That, or Bonnie would end up killing him during a domestic...