5. Romeo (Romeo + Juliet)
While Romeo and Juliet were primarily lovers, I think in any good relationship your opposite is also your best friend. And Romeo would be a terrible one. I mean, if he's not about to kill himself, hes probably murdering your cousin. The second you'd get in a fight with him he'd be grabbing the ol' poison and calling it quits. Nobody wants to hangout with a dead guy, unless you're into that. In no way do I mean to alienate any necrophiliacs from this article. After all they might be the only ones who could get a long with Romeo. I mean picture you're at a party with this guy. When the first hot girl walks by you guys he's not only going to call dibs, he's probably gonna ask you to help stalk her as well. Ain't nobody got time for that.