10 Movie Characters We'd Share a Desert Island With

2. Captain Louis Renault - Casablanca

No not Rick, Not Victor Laszlo, Captain Louis Renault has been chosen for one reason: every group needs somebody to loathe! Perhaps, loathe is too strong a word, disdain may work better here since the purpose of this character would be that of a social scape-goat rather than an enemy. Renault has tempered the balance between loathing and disdain for more than 60 years with some of the greatest unscrupulous lines in cinematic history. In a bet with Rick that Laszlo won€™t make it out of Casablanca, he halves the stakes because he€™s only a €œpoor corrupt official€. Obviously acknowledging his own corruption without remorse but he also knows which battles to choose. If he didn€™t Laszlo wouldn€™t ever had been able to leave with the beautiful Ilsa. Having somebody like Renault in the group would mean that the individuals wouldn€™t be turning on each other out of pettiness; they€™d have a common counter-hero in the group rather than an enemy. Rather than being hell-bent on discord, Renault is self-serving and being able to manipulate such wily self-service can be a valuable resource.
 
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A. J. S. Scott was created as a homunculus by a mad English Alchemist who was trying to make rum from ink and seawater. He is still a fan of both and he has no comment on what happened to all the ‘No Exit’ signs in Islington Underground Station when he visited for Beltaine. You can send him missives by bribing the Right Raven with sour-strings, or: Instagram: @ajsscott Tumblr: andrew-scott-things.tumblr.com