10 Movie Characters We'd Share a Desert Island With

3. Ana Pascal €“ Stranger Than Fiction

Whatever you believe about tattooed girls or the aesthetic merits of Maggie Gyllenhaal one thing remains: pretty girls who bake are hot! Now, the predominant means of cooking will have to be BBQ-ing which will lead to the inevitability of the male Islandites not allowing anyone else to cook. However, if a rudimentary oven could be fashioned out of whatever means available, then having somebody on the island who revels in culinary indulgences would be invaluable! Smart, ballsy and with a penchant for morally-centred protestation, Ana Pascal would definitely be a pleasure to have around on an island. It€™s unlikely she€™d be phased much by the unorthodox situation and she€™d definitely hit it off with a beer-swilling doppelganger of her beau Harold Crick.
 
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A. J. S. Scott was created as a homunculus by a mad English Alchemist who was trying to make rum from ink and seawater. He is still a fan of both and he has no comment on what happened to all the ‘No Exit’ signs in Islington Underground Station when he visited for Beltaine. You can send him missives by bribing the Right Raven with sour-strings, or: Instagram: @ajsscott Tumblr: andrew-scott-things.tumblr.com