10 Movie Characters We'd Share a Desert Island With

7. Simple Simon - The Boat That Rocked

It€™s not simple to be cool but it€™s cool to be simple! Yes the Irishman with a heart of gold and a, now fashionable, marriage characterised by brevity and lies, is on the island! Perhaps a less orthodox choice but considering the amount of strong characters around at the moment already, there€™s room for a little less €˜Alpha€™. Handy with a turn table he€™d undoubtedly bring musicality to the island too and, though it may be a little dated, who wouldn€™t want the likes of Jimmy Hendrix, Bowie and the Kinks accompanying their daily lives? Plus it€™d be fun to bring him up to speed on some of the newest music and to get his opinion on some of our modern atrocities €“ talking to him about the musical merits of the likes of Sam and the Womp would be eye-opening to say the least!
 
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A. J. S. Scott was created as a homunculus by a mad English Alchemist who was trying to make rum from ink and seawater. He is still a fan of both and he has no comment on what happened to all the ‘No Exit’ signs in Islington Underground Station when he visited for Beltaine. You can send him missives by bribing the Right Raven with sour-strings, or: Instagram: @ajsscott Tumblr: andrew-scott-things.tumblr.com