8. Stifler's Mom - American Pie
Stiflers mom is sultry beauty personified, a passionate fireball of a woman. She resides in her room on a chaise lounge, like a tantalising Venus fly trap, waiting patiently for any unsuspecting boys to stumble into her lair. Stiflers mom is like a modern day Mrs Robinson from
The Graduate; only with much less character development and depth. She makes the list not necessarily because you wish she was your girlfriend (Im sure some older men like Noah Levenstein might think otherwise), but because of the dangerous but thrilling idea of her. When Finch did the old bump and grind with Stiflers mom, it gave him a kind of untouchable dominance over Stifler; more so than any crushing victories on FIFA could grant.