8. Pvt. Hudson (Bill Paxton)
Movie: Aliens (1986)
Why Hes a Douche: Hes a brash, sexist, frat-boy who talks a big game but loses his shit at the first sign of trouble. Paxton is probably one of the worlds leading authorities at playing a douche bag on screen too (see: Simon from True Lies or Chet Donnelly from Weird Science for further evidence) and in Pvt. Hudson, he gave us his masterpiece.
Why You Love Him: He may be a douche, but hes still a bad ass colonial marine in an Alien movie, and you really cant undersell how much epicicity that automatically lends a character, regardless of how much of a douche theyd be if we met them in real life. Plus, he gave us one of the greatest were about to die speeches in known history; Game over, man. Games Over. Simple, effective, awesome.