7. Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson)
Movie: Zombieland (2009)
Why Hes a Douche: Two Woody Harrelson characters in one list?! What can I say, the guy does douche well, and I mean that as a whole-hearted compliment. Tallahassee (real name unknown) is the type of guy that masks his true pain with insults and violence. As a result youd struggle to get along with him in real life; struggle even to maintain a conversation with him. Hes emotionally immature, and he knows it were never really told how he got on in life before the Zombocalypse, but we can safely assume that thanks to his needlessly abrasive personality, it wasnt smoothly.
Why You Love Him: In Zombieland, hes a polar opposite to the other protagonist, Jesse Eisenbergs Columbus, and as such the pair are offset beautifully. While youd probably avoid Tallahassee like the Zombie plague itself in reality, hes exactly the kind of guy youd want by your side should the dead start to rise. In a post-apocalypse world devoid of hope, Tallahassee finds his true calling: making the undead just plain ol regular dead, and that is one badass profession. And that makes him pretty tough to dislike.