10 Movie Endings Your A**hole Friend Saw Coming From A Mile Away

2. La Bamba

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You should have known better on this one. Because your friend knows history, at least to the extent that it€™s explored on VH1. €œSee this plane nightmare at the beginning?€ your self-absorbed friend submitted as he paused the movie, using a laser pointer to call attention to it, €œRitchie Valens was killed in a plane crash in real life. Watch. I bet planes are going to be really important to the movie. See? Planes.€ You had clearly guessed that already, but your friend didn€™t care and went on to discuss the meanings and signs of omens and forebodings in literature even further than he did during Pay It Forward, citing uses of crows, dark clouds, or pilots having plans in life in jet movies. Every scene became a frame-by-frame analysis of details in the movie that evoke Ritchie Valens€™s ultimate fate. Stars falling out of the sky, the coin toss€”you name it, nothing slipped past your friend€™s historical radar. €œI should be on Jeopardy,€ he laughed to everyone. He actually seemed to laud La Bamba for how accurate it seems and pointed out why, even proceeding to lock the doors of his house so you couldn€™t leave as he put on the movie€™s DVD commentary, jumping around the entire movie out of sequence to confirm his theories and knowledge with you. €œSo€you actually€like this movie?€ you asked, breath bated. €œOf course not!€ he scoffed instantly, expecting the question. €œForget the way the drama between the characters is presented, this is a completely stereotypical biopic! The only reason this movie gets a star from me is that it doesn€™t start out with the character at the end of his life flashing back to the beginning.€
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Ian Boucher is many things when he is not writing for WhatCulture.com -- explorer, friend of nature, and librarian. He enjoys stories of many kinds and is fascinated with what different mediums can bring to them. He has developed particular affections for movies and comic books, especially the ones that need more attention, taking them absolutely seriously with a sense of humor. He constantly strives to build his understanding of the relationships between world cultures, messages, and audiences.