10 Movie Endings Your A**hole Friend Saw Coming From A Mile Away

8. Remember The Titans

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One day you decided on a sports movie instead of a buddy cop movie, as you knew the latter would displease your friend to an exponentially greater level. But even the fun and compelling heart of Remember the Titans could not substitute your friend€™s vast movie knowledge. He was forced to incessantly go on about how Remember the Titans is an insipid template for both sports and race relations movies. €œEverything€™s going to be happy in the end,€ he said. €œSee those two guys who hate each other? They€™re going to be friends. People in movies who fight always end up being friends. It€™s the ones who are friends who end up fighting, like those other two guys,€ he said, gesturing to the characters Gerry and Ray who were only just introduced. €œBesides, does this movie actually think that we don€™t know the Titans are going to win at the end? I feel zero suspense.€ As you wondered as to the reasons why your friend likes any movie in the first place, your friend additionally remonstrated that furthermore, €œThis movie is probably definitely going to try and solve racism,€ lamenting that all €œrace movies€ are the same (but to this day refuses to see anything from Spike Lee because €œthat guy complains too much€). Also notable during this viewing was a seminal scene of a post-game celebration. Your friend laughed crassly, €œWhoop, everything€™s happy right now in the second act€”time for something bad to happen!€ When Gerry Bertier indeed got nailed by a truck, your friend asked, evidently pleased with himself, €œSee? What€™d I tell you? Smeared.€ Even Denzel Washington and Will Patton weren€™t able to sway him. I guess if Julia Roberts€™s smile couldn€™t, nothing could.
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