10 Movie Killers That Just Needed a Hug

10. Jigsaw (John Kramer)

I got burned out on knowing what drove this guy was some things that the rest of the world deals with by bucking up and soldiering on, not by committing mass murder. His wife lost their unborn son, that's tragic, and he got diagnosed with cancer, I know none of this is easy, but essentially John's reasoning for setting the most sinister traps for others is because he was real, real upset that people did bad things and that he got dealt a bad hand in life and wanted people to be grateful for what they had. How many people have lost loved ones and been depressed? A lot. But how many of us decided to take it out on the rest of the world by building a Rube Goldberg Murder Machine? Exactly. Come on, Johnny. We get it and we feel sorry for you, but what you decided to do with the rest of your life was, to be frank, rude. You began as a perfectly, well adjusted civil engineer whose sense of justice was warped like wood left out in the rain. We know you didn't ask for this but, bro, a lot of people in this world hitch up their boot straps and live out their lives without all the blood you think needs to be spilled in order to learn to appreciate what little time we have on this planet. Just, I don't know, pick up a copy of "The Secret" and chill out.
 
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