10 Movie Killers That Just Needed a Hug

9. Pamela Voorhees

Lady, your kid drowned while some teenagers were doing it. We're sorry about that. But the kids you killed were not the same kids who let your son die. You killed INNOCENT teenagers who were completely unrelated to the tragedy involving Jason. Clearly no one was there to comfort or console you when the boy died, and it shows in your penchant for shedding the blood of young people. If only you'd had someone to give you that hug... And why did you think it was appropriate to take your vengeance out on horny teens when it's very clear that Jason's father was absent, not because you had divorced him, but because you had that child out of wedlock! That's right, we're accusing you of being just a promiscuous as the "guilty" victims you slaughtered. It's Psychology 101 Pam! You're only acting out in a manner of hate and anger because, deep down, you're only angry with yourself and you resent your so for being born. If only you were willing to admit your feelings and emotions when the time was right, we could have been spared the countless victims that resulted from both you and your sons furious rampages. Because you refused to seek help and hugs, we got the turd end of your family's stick. Thanks for that.
 
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