10 Movie Mentors Who Were Actually Complete Morons

2. Gandalf €“- The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy

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Gandalf€™'s entire logic of having a hobbit bare the One Ring to Mordor is that they are naturally resilient to magic. So far, so good:€“ hobbits are naturally distrustful of the wizard€™s craft so it stands to reason that they might be able to shake off minor spells. But this isn'€™t a minor spell €“- this is the will of Sauron, nigh-on irrepressible and capable of even worrying wizards. Witness how easily he bends Saruman €“- at that point widely acknowledged as the most powerful known magical being- in the world -€“ to his will to the extent that he tears up his own home and begins creating mud-monsters.

What hope do a couple of xenophobic midgets have against that sort of power? None, that€™'s what. The way we come round to Gandalf'€™s thinking is that we see what the Ring does to men, or more accurately, Isildur and Boromir. Yes, Sean Bean throws a strop about it, but this hardly seems like a good case study. After all, Boromir€™'s hardly the most stable bloke, and he€™'s been briefed by his nutso father to carry out his wishes. Isildur just seemed like a basket case from the start. What if Gandalf had given the ring to an elf? Elrond seemed to have his head on a swivel when it came to these matters, and so did Legolas. Unlike every other member of the Fellowship €“- save maybe Aragorn €“- he never does anything stupid when it comes to the Ring, is a dab hand in a fight and as a Wood Elf, is a master of camouflage. Why not have him carry it? It€™'s surely far better than watching Elijah Wood go all emotional for 5-and-a-half hours, and almost balls up the whole quest if it wasn'€™t for his gardner.

Also, he does seem remarkably blasé when he realises Frodo€™s been separated from the group. He knows he doesn€™'t know the way to Mordor; €“ he€™'d probably still be lost in Emyn Muil if he hadn'€™t stumbled across Gollum, which was itself a matter of chance €“ yet doesn'€™t even bother sending the Eagles to give him directions. If you look at it, it€™'s not good mentoring at all €“- it€™'s neglect, pure and simple.

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