10 Movie Mentors Who Were Actually Complete Morons

4. Qui-Gon Jinn €“- Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

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Yes, we€™re back with Neeson. Granted, speaking about Qui-Gon may be like flogging a dead horse, but dammit, he still warrants consideration. It may have escaped your attention that Qui-Gon Jinn accidentally doomed the whole bloody world by indulging a young Anakin Skywalker to almost ridiculous levels, starting by making the whole Jedi order look positively less pious by betting that a 10-year-old wouldn'€™t graphically impale himself on a Tatooine rock mid-pod race.

What if that went wrong? The Jedi would have had a hell of a PR problem. Of course, that€™s just the start of Qui-Gon'€™s idiocy. He€™'s told time and time again that this bowl cut-haired lad will be nothing but trouble, that even Yoda sees all sorts of trouble in his future. Basically, Anakin€™'s future stood on the edge of a knife -€“ he could have done great good or great evil. Now I know we'€™ve got the benefit of hindsight, but if there'€™s a one-in-two shot that you€™'re going to unleash dark forces much larger than anything you'€™ve seen before, then surely it might be prudent to decide to cash out rather than press the issue.

But no, Qui-Gon continues to gamble on the fate of the universe, before committing the coup de grace by getting himself killed so he can€™t even see the return on his €˜investment,€™ who eventually helps massacre the Jedi and kills a whole room of children. Jesus Qui-Gon, you'€™re a bad gambler. Thank God you died when you did, or you might have accidentally given Palpatine the keys to the Universe or something.

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