10 Movie Mentors Who Were Actually Complete Morons

5. Bill €˜The Butcher€™ Cutting €“- Gangs Of New York

Gangs Of New York Bill The Butcher
Miramax Films

If you€™'re living in a hyper-violent society, it€™'s probably best to be paranoid about who you trust -€“ after all, in the Five Points you can string up an influential police figure and no-one bats an eyelid. You€™'ve got to be careful who you bring into your inner circle. Certainly, don€™t bring the lad whose father you brutally killed €“- in front of his eyes, no less.

Sure, he€™'s not quite as good a fighter as you, but he€™'s still frighteningly competent:€“ he fish-hooked your trusted lieutenant €“ but really, he doesn€™'t have to be. Of course Bill didn€™'t actually know for the longest time that Amsterdam is the son if his greatest enemy, and when he finds out he throws a knife through him. Yet up until the point, he€™'s let Amsterdam hang around him as pretty much his right-hand man. Yes, he proves to be an excellent footsoldier and saves Bill'€™s life once, but let me ask you this:€“ did Bill really make any effort to find out who Amsterdam was? Though he€™'s hiding his identity, he€™s obviously an Irish immigrant and surely, as a man fixated on Priest Vallon, Bill would know that he had a son of the same name.

If simple logic didn'€™t make it obvious, he can always go and ask half of Paradise Square, including McGloin, who actually joined Bill's Natives from Vallon's Dead Rabbits. Granted, McGloin isn'€™t the sharpest knife in the drawer, but even he could probably identify an Irish lad called Amsterdam as the kid he once knew. After all, there€™'s only so many Amsterdams in New York. There€™s so many ways he could€™'ve been given away, and Bill conveniently overlooks them all. When he does find out, he'€™s already taught his young protégé all about Five Points politics, knowledge later used against him when Amsterdam re-convenes the Dead Rabbits. If Bill had simply insisted on proper background checks, he might€™'ve saved himself a whole heap of trouble.

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