9. Scary Movie 2 - "My Germs"
Scary Movie 2 generally avoids the smart-dumb satire of the original film and just goes for straight-up gross-out laughs, going from an opening urine gag through to ghost sex and so on. The most queasy scene features the mansion's caretaker Hanson (Chris Elliott) preparing to serve a delicious dinner for the protagonists. It all seems to go according to plan until the guests begin instigating what appears to be a "germ fight", causing Hanson to win the game outright by sticking his severely deformed hand into the various dishes he's just dished up. If that's not enough, he ends up grabbing the turkey and having sex with it, hollering loudly as a revolting meat-packing noise can be heard above all else. Though hilarious on its own demented level, it's also impossible not to feel pretty ill after watching this horrific scene.