7. Scary Movie 5 Gets The Lowest Rotten Tomatoes Score Of The Year
One need only take one look at the freaking
godawfultrailer to observe how little promise it has. Now, the Scary Movie franchise has some very modest ambitions at best; the films always turn a profit, though their critical reception has ranged from 15-53% on the Tomatometer. However, all of those films at least had a
few laughs - even two, the worst one - yet going by this trailer, easily the worst trailer I've seen for a 2013 film, it seems likely that this might wind up as the worst-reviewed film of the year, racking up
maybe 2 or 3%. Granted, that's about the same level as those pesky Friedberg and Seltzer films, and they do themselves have two films coming out this year, but with little to base those projects on, we can only go ahead and assume that they can't possibly be worse than this, which appears to be nothing short of a train-wreck.