Remember when we were kids, when the weekend was our everything? Those Saturday mornings when we got to sleep in as long as we wanted, then watch our favorite cartoons for a couple hours? There was nothing like a few hours of Darkwing Duck, Gargoyles, The Real Ghostbusters and Recess to start the day. Then came Sunday morning, and odds were that you probably got dragged to church, kicking and screaming, against your will. As a kid, you probably found it tremendously difficult to keep your eyelids open long enough to not embarrass your parents, because at the time, there was nothing quite as boring than being in the presence of your priest or pastor, listening to him rattle on and on about the Rapture and how you were damned to hell if you were to commit a sin that never even occurred to you until they mentioned it. Anyway, these next movie priests and pastors are nothing like you remember, these guys (and even a girl, we live in modern times) are about as unconventional and eccentric as they come. Forget communion wafers, pew reserve signs, and sacramental wine, these warriors for the lord have AK-47s, sawed-off shotguns, and revolvers. They make your ordinary run-of-the-mill religious folk look like Ned Flanders in comparison. They kick ass wholeheartedly, and knowing that they have the Lord on their side just makes them all the more ferocious. They battle drug cartels, super Nazis, the police, blood-sucking vampires (which youll read about several more times in this article) and even zombies. So lets get into this, these are ten movie priests who totally kicked assfor the Lord!