Just the thought of Cheech Marin as "a priest who's good with blessings, but better with guns," is a great idea. Robert Rodriguezs ridiculously awesomely over-the=top Machete features plenty of kills from its ex-Federale titular character (Danny Trejo), but all bets are off when Machete meets up with his half brother (Cheech). At first Padre urges Machete to get the heck out of dodge, pleading with him with quotables such as, "I absolve you of all your sins, now get the f*** out." However, when the bad guys show up, Padre quickly brandishes shotguns and proceeds to dispatch bad guy after bad guy like a bunch of cockroaches. Truly, a heavenly sight to behold. There is nothing more badass than a Mexican priest with two shot guns fighting a drug cartel. God has mercy, Cheech Martin, apparently does not. Whos your favorite kick-ass priest? Let us know in the comment section below.
Jesse Gumbarge is editor and chief blogger at JarvisCity.com - He loves old-school horror films and starting pointless debates. You can reach out at: JesseGumbarge@JarvisCity.com
