Annoying and petulant imbecile Dapper Laughs makes the top spot this week, by showing a level of stupidity often reserved for very offensive chickens, or actual heinous criminals. His ITV2 show, On The Pull, has been turned down for a second series after a video surfaced showing Daniel O'Rielly at a recent gig, doing an off the cuff section of his stand up about rape. Fair enough, lots of comedians deal with difficult and edgy subjects, why should he be singled out just because he happens to be a pillock? Well, most comedians don't do jokes that insinuate that their own show is a 'guide for rapists'. O'Reilly is quoted as saying, 'I filmed six episodes, half an hour each, if it was a guide to rape, I would have done one five-minute episode, come on and go Oi Oi, Im Dapper Laughs, go down the shops, get some rope, bit of duct tape, rape the b*tch, well done, see you later. Shortly after he says this, he tells the audience that you can't rape women, and a male member of the audience takes it upon themselves to heckle, 'Yes, you can!'. Motivational, but probably ill advised. It actually gets worse, surprisingly, as O'Reilly then focuses his attention on a female audience member near the front of the show and says, Shes gagging for a rape. Yep, well have a chat afterwards. Shes having a chat about yeah, I get quite tight but I get a bit poor girl. Do you want to come backstage after? Bring two of your mates, youll need them." The sad news is the poor man has lost any chance of having any more air time on television for the foreseeable future, and the sadder news is that he will still remain inexplicably popular, wealthy and semi-famous despite being a massive ****. Still, good news about Suicide Squad though? If there is a massive spoiler that needs wrangling, and it doesn't already appear in this article, let us know in the comments and also tell us exactly what you think of the new casting announcements, the trailers and the news about Tarantino's departure!
