10 Movies That Peaked Way Too Early

7. 28 Weeks Later Is 23 Weeks Too Long

The opening eight minutes or so of the sequel to non-zombie zombie apocalypse flick 28 Days Later are some of the most brutal and terrifying in cinema. The infected victims of the Rage virus, of course, aren€™t technically zombies: they€™re alive, for starters, and what makes them so terrifying is their relentless, savage, screaming, gibbering, sprinting homicidal presence in the films. They don€™t represent anything, and they€™re not a metaphor: they€™re just horrifying. Robert Carlyle€™s Don is a coward who abandoned his wife Alice to be murdered €“ or worse, infected €“ but the film€™s opening sequence shows us in graphic detail why he would do that, and depicts the agony he feels in one heart-shaking close-up of his face. From the moment the infected break into the farmhouse that he and Alice and a group of survivors have been hiding in to the moment that, soundtracked breathlessly by the gathering storm clouds of Godspeed! You Black Emperor€™s €˜East Hastings€™, he runs to the river, pursued by what looks like dozens of infected, to escape alone, the movie grabs you by the throat and dares you to look away. And then there€™s the rest of it. 28 Weeks Later is, technically speaking, just as compelling throughout. It€™s violent, gory and nerve-wracking, just what you€™d hope for from a movie of this type€ and yet the ridiculous elements drag the audience out of the film, rendering it more or less forgettable an hour later. Elements like the infected Don stalking his family become silly rather than scary, the character constantly popping up like a garden variety serial killer in a bad movie, and the helicopter set-piece at the end is actually hilarious for all the wrong reasons. What€™s more, the first act€™s bare statement that after five weeks the infected had all starved to death makes a mockery of the post-apocalyptic vibe of the two-film franchise: if all it takes is to block off a few streets and wait a month to contain the outbreak, it€™s not much of an end of the world scenario. These are infected people, after all €“ not supernatural creatures. Enact martial law, shoot €˜em all and burn the bodies. Job done.
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