10 Movies That Peaked Way Too Early

6. Her Singing Isn€™t That Bad

Ghost Ship What an awful, awful film, but what a brilliant, creepy, inspired opening scene: like something out of a Dario Argento movie, it€™s less than two minutes of grand guignol horror, but a two minutes that€™s since been quoted as one of the most ambitious and outrageously brilliant scenes in any horror movie in decades. In the cold light of day, of course, it€™s a little ridiculous €“ but this is a horror movie, not a Dogme film. The rest of the film was bound not to live up to that beginning: in fact, it doesn€™t really even try. Scuttlebutt (like gossip returned from the grave to murder us alllllll) is that the script that persuaded the talented cast to sign on isn€™t the script that they were faced with when they actually arrived at the set: the claustrophobic thriller had been replaced with an odd, poorly conceived ghost story. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbSjSIY0Zkk Sadly, the finished product is poorly executed as well, with few scares outside of the opening credits and a plot that makes very, very little sense. The soundtrack, however, is rather brilliant, and the film has attained cult status in the last dozen years.
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