10 Movies That Peaked Way Too Early

3. The Clown Stays In The Picture

Or at least, the clown should have stayed in the picture. Stephen King€™s It is, strictly speaking, a television miniseries €“ but It€™s been shown edited together so often that It€™s considered a film for all intents and purposes. Tim Curry€™s Pennywise The Dancing Clown is an iconic villain, played to perfection €“ It€™s been suggested, incorrectly, that a good deal of the reports of coulrophobia in individuals across the western world in the 21st century is down to people having seen his terrifying performance on television as a child and therefore wigging the hell out. The first part of the film got all of the good reviews, though. If you€™ve seen It since, you€™ve probably asked yourself why at the climax the kids from the first part, now fully grown, are fighting a giant special effect in the caves beneath the town. The creature that gives the film Its name is able to appear as your greatest fear by feeding off your imagination €“the reason that It appears as Pennywise is that fear of clowns is a baseline fear in people, and so It is able to appear to more than one person in that form. Apparently It is a lowest common denominator thing, or something. Whatever the reason, the film is only genuinely scary when a psychotic clown with filed teeth and claws is terrorising a bunch of children. When It skips to thirty years later, It takes all the fun out of It. The rest of It is dreary nonsense.
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