7. Charlton Heston Would Never Have Stolen The Movie
The Movie: Wayne's World 2 Solutions in the Wayne's World movies always find ways to impossibly present themselves, setting up grand and unforgettable finales. Yet no matter how impossible, each solution has nevertheless been known to throw Wayne and Garth a curveball or two. So if the plot presented Wayne with that car near the end of Wayne's World 2, and Wayne didn't know stick shift (alas, the impeccable Mirthmobile would not have prepared him!), not only would Wayne have not been able to get to Cassandra in time, fighting off both Christopher Walken and James Hong simultaneously, but we would have missed out on a transcendent Charlton Heston monologue. And if missing a truly epic Charlton Heston monologue isn't a failure as a result of not knowing how to drive stick, I don't know what is.