10 Movies You Shouldn’t Claim Are Your Favourite On A First Date
2. Salo: 120 Days Of Sodom
Not mentioning this movie on a first date should go without saying. In fact, its not unfair to say that if Salo is your favourite movie you should be removed from the dating pool and put in your own with other people whose favourite movie is Salo. Then you can go and have little weird Salo-loving babies together; or whatever people who love Salo do with their lives. Talking about any movie with the word Sodom in its title should also probably be avoided on a date. Although, that's probably the least offensive thing about the movie, as this movie pretty much sets the bar for messed up. The setup of the movie is that four wealthy men kidnap 18 teenage boys and girls and over the course of four months they physically, sexually and mentally torture them before slaughtering them. That's basically the whole movie. It's four men raping the teenagers, making the teenagers eat faeces and finally killing the teenagers in brutal and grotesque ways. No matter how artsy this movie is; there is no way it can be anyones favourite. In fact, this movie is so messed up that if its your favourite dont mention it to anyone, ever, let alone on a first date. If this movie is mentioned to you on a date, you are legally entitled to start a small fire in the washroom as a distraction and then run away.
