10 Movies You Shouldn’t Claim Are Your Favourite On A First Date

1. The Human Centipede (2009)

There is nothing wrong with loving horror movies. Some of the best movies are those that scare the hell out of you. Then there is the Human Centipede. The big difference between the Human Centipede and other horror movies is that it tries, quite successfully, to be blatantly disgusting and offensive as opposed to scary. It€™s one thing to love the Shining or the Exorcist because of how creepy they are. It€™s another thing to claim that the movie you love more than any other movie made in the history of the world is a movie about someone stitching people€™s rectums to other people€™s mouths. This movie is simply way too grotesque. What makes this movie even worse is that the sequel is about a guy who loved the movie so much that he tries to make his own human centipede. Even the director knew that people who would love this movie had to be messed up. If this is your favourite movie, don€™t mention it, ever. If your date does mention it, grab anything that you can use as a weapon and back away slowly without taking your eyes off them.
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