5. Long-Distance Relationship's Never Work Out
Whenever I meet a girl in a bar and decide I might quite like her, I always work quickly to establish how far from Central London she lives, if it is anything beyond Zone 2 then I politely make my excuses and wander off. The idea of dating someone who lives in a different time is simply ludicrous. Eric Bana's "Chrono- Impairment" (LOL!) meant that he didn't have much control over how and when he saw his lady friend in The Time Traveller's Wife, but even if he could pick and choose his moments, surely it is just weird to date someone in a different time? If I can't be bothered to change trains three times in order to get to Zone Four then I certainly cannot be bothered to traverse time and space. Especially if it's in a phone box.