10 Movies That Sold Themselves On Crotches Alone

10. Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star (2011)

A Happy Madison production about a young man with a small penis who becomes an international porn star? What more could you ask for? Nick Swardson stars as Bucky Larson, a naïve, small-town young man with big buck-teeth who discovers that his reserved parents (Miriam Flynn and Edward Herrmann) were once famous porn stars in the 1970s. Bucky sees this as his calling and decides to travel to California to become the next big porn sensation. Against all odds Bucky actually does become a huge porn star. He does so once the internet discovers that he has a ridiculously small penis and he can ejaculate almost instantly. This odd trait somehow connects with the average pornography consumer. Namely, it gives guys who have a small penis hope that they too can hook-up with the girl of their dreams one day. There seems to be a lot of hate thrown at this film that it doesn't really deserve. This film isn't subtle in the least bit. It wraps it's humor in a brick and smashes you in the head with it repeatedly. But with a premise like this, what else would you expect?
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