4. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Hunger Games! Everybody loves the Hunger Games, right? This just puts people in the mood, to kill. (just kidding, its all about love right? maybe a smidge about killing) Guys love Jennifer Lawrence. Girls love a tough heroine. Critics love to complain that nobody is thin enough, everybody is happy. Too happy. The problem that will arise when Catching Fire is released has nothing to do with the general population turning on each other -- they'll all be in the theater watching the movie. At the same time. Think of the security breaches to be had while the world is wolfing down popcorn and soda watching Katniss Everdeen.(getting fatter, slower, sleepier) Your move, Kim Jong Un. Your move Ahmadinejad. Imagine walking out of your local theater into...wasteland. Sure, Fallout is a fun game to play on your Xbox or Playstation but do you really want to play for real? And have it be all your fault because you were too busy watching a movie? I can see the headlines now, "World Catches Fire While Busy Watching Catching Fire." We gotta think this through here people -- theyll be showing this thing on ten screens a theater for about four months, so lets be smart and take shifts.