10 Movies That Will Probably Cause World War 3

5. Tyler Perry Presents Peeples

peeples Oh Tyler Perry. Your movies make so much money and you make so many movies. I'm still waiting for Tyler Perry presents various fast food chains and professional wrestling - you know, things that are terrible but you simply cannot resist. His new movie is on its way and by the time this list is published, two more will probably have been released. This begs the question, when is it enough? At what point will the world have had its fill of Tyler Perry? Perry himself once said that black films were on their way to being extinct. Well yeah, if you keep making them like this. Two words: quality control. Eight more words: if you don€™t stop, we may all die. A critic once said that if Tyler Perry were not from the United States his movies would be met with less criticism and be considered more whimsical. Uh, I really hope the rest of the world doesn€™t find out about that statement because that€™s probably the third strike right there. (or red card for everyone else) If it happens, the United States is screwed - the whole world will unite to wipe out the population most likely to continue eating up these movies like, like McDonalds. Oh man, we're screwed. P.S. I feel sorry for Craig Robinson. That dude is funny.
 
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