10 Movies Weirdly Changed In Foreign Countries

Behold, for whatever realm the human pineal gland keeps at bay from us mere mortals, whatever secrets The Old Ones keep, have been glimpsed by an unfortunate few and they have translated the messages into marketing for Polish releases.

To look at a Polish movie poster is to delve into a state of madness one cannot put into words, only images. And those images will haunt, confuse and keep you from sleep from endless days and nights, wondering if there's another cut out there of Alien that explains the multi-eyed cobra snake, or if you missed the part in Weekend at Bernies where they make hand puppets with his eyes.

Then there's The Muppet Movie, which fittingly focuses on everyone's favourite lunatic musician, Animal.

And I gazed into Animal and Animal gazed into me. And we were legion.