10 Opening Movie Scenes NOTHING Like The Rest Of The Film

1. The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres

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Cult animated TV series Aqua Teen Hunger Force certainly has a unique sense of humour, but even so, who could've seen the 2007 movie adaptation kicking off like this?

Before we're reacquainted with Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad, the film begins with an hilariously deranged parody of a cinema PSA, where a gang of old-timey, anthropomorphic movie snacks politely ask you to be considerate of others around you watching the film.

The snacks soon enough stumble upon a gang of "alternative" humanoid snacks - a pretzel, meatball, carton of milk, and nacho - who attack them before playing a belter of a heavy metal song about cinema etiquette.

The hilariously R-rated tune include lyrics such as, "If you make out here I will off your lips and tongue from your head with a linoleum knife," "Your money is now our money, and we will spend it on drugs!," and best of all, "Did you bring your baby? Babies don't watch this, take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets! Run over it after the show!"

The song ends with a threat to anyone who pirates the movie, that they will "tear [their] wife in half."

The rest of the film is pretty much exactly what fans would expect from a big-screen Aqua Teen Hunger Force adventure, but that legendary opening is something else entirely.

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