1. George Clooney
Oscar Win: Best Supporting Actor (Syriana)
Pretend Job: Libertarian/Egalitarian/Greatest Man Who Ever Lived
Real Job: Car Salesman/Coffee Maker/Liquor Peddler In at number one is Gorgeous George, who has long spoken intelligently about various issues such as the Darfur Conflict and same sex marriages. He organised a telethon called Hope for Haiti Now, which collected donations for the victims of the 2010 Haiti earthquake. He is a man of principles, a man of the highest moral fibre... in the USA, anyway. Everywhere, else he's known as the man who will stick his face on just about anything for money. Fiat Motors? Well, I would never drive one in a million years, but you're going to pay me how much? Hell yeah! Nespresso home made coffee? Well, my P.A. makes mine for me, but why the hell not? Martini? Budweiser? I do have political aspirations, but if you're sure no one in the USA will see these commercials, then totally count me in! Incidentally, George has often criticised the press for intruding on his privacy... oh George, it's a good job you're pretty because you must have sh*t for brains if you don't recognise the contradiction at work there. Good luck with that political career. On a personal note, I've always thought grown men who get paid to play make believe and dress up make great political leaders...
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