2. Al Pacino
Oscar Win: Best Actor (Scent of a Woman)
Pretend Job: Greatest Actor Who Ever Lived.
Real Job: Internet Provider/Coffee Maker The Godfather Part I & II, Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon, Scarface, Heat, Sea Of Love... Jack and Jill? Yep, that's right, the man who made some of the greatest films ever made and rapped his most famous lines in one of the worst films ever made has also made some extra cash selling coffee and being Rupert Murdoch's personal b*tch. Not content with selling Vittoria Coffee, big Al also fronted the recent TV/Phone/Internet packages for Sky (''Sounds big!'' - yeah, just like your alimony payments presumably). When you see a personal hero of yours reduced to doing something like this, you can only hope for one thing... dementia. Let's hope he has no idea what he's actually doing.