8. Catherine Zeta-Jones
Oscar Win: Best Supporting Actress (Chicago)
Pretend Job: The Queen Of Wales
Real Job: Carphone Warehouse Sales Person of the Week Things must be tough for Hollywood royalty. There you are sitting in one of your mansions, polishing your Oscar, when your accountant calls and informs you that as of 2013 you and your husband are down to your last $200 million. What's a girl to do? Well, if you're Mrs. Michael Douglas, you roll up your sleeves and start selling Alfa Romeos and T-mobile contracts. You might question why, but when you consider the rising price of Viagra it all becomes clear.