3. Nicole Kidman
Oscar Win: Best Actress (The Hours)
Pretend Job: The Thunder from Down Under
Real Job: Inspect Her Gadget In 2011, it was reported that Nicole Kidman's personal worth was close to $200 million, which is a lot of cheddar. It does make one wonder just why she would risk sullying her once great reputation as one of the finest actresses of her generation by endorsing a brain training device by Nintendo. Pure avarice you say? Wrong. Her brain actually needs the training? Possibly. The correct answer, however, lies within the field of medicine. You see, due to various cost and supply issues I won't get into here, the price of Botox is due to sky rocket. In the adverts, she's going for 'concentrate,' but I honestly couldn't tell.